Last night I was catching up on my DVR and I watched The Misfits (1961) with Marilyn Monroe and Clark Gable. This was a great film, written by Arthur Miller and directed by John Huston, that centered on a newly divorced woman who met an aging cowboy and just decided to go with it. There’s a memorable scene where they’re in a saloon at a rodeo with a bunch of drunken cowboys, and Marilyn makes a bet over how many times in a row she can paddle a ping pong ball. (The action starts at about 0:55.)
So, I’m watching Marilyn with her;
- 1950s-pointy-bra mams
- tiny waist
- fertile hips
- squeezable booty
- small feet
- graceful movements
- wide doe eyes
- delicate jaw line
- and her high-pitched, almost musical, uber-feminine voice
And for some reason I had the following thought,
“If she suddenly started doing kung fu and beating the crap out of all these cowboys….. that would be absolutely f***ing retarded.”
Fortunately, that didn’t happen, and the story was not ruined. None the less, I’ve come to the conclusion that in 60-plus years, IF we still have the technology to enable things like films, DVRs and television, people will look at all the action flicks from this decade starring Scarlett Johansson and laugh in much the same way we laugh at “guy in a rubber suit” monster movies from the 1950s.
So, Iron Man 2 (2010), The Avengers (2012), Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014), Lucy (2014), and Avengers 2: Age of Ultron (2015), enjoy your days in the sun, for you will soon be the new Gamera.
Vox Popoli further extends the premise and gets in a couple of really good burns on Joss Whedon.